Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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