Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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