Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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