there was a trapeze. enough said
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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