I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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