i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Couch. On fire.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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