My first STD was from a foam party
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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