Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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