she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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