i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
