Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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