That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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