no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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