I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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