yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I wear drunk well.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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