It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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