I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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