yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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