but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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