I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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