everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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