i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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