If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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