it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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