That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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