i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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