Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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