she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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