On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
please come you make the beer taste better
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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