I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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