Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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