You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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