I love black thongs
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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