I wish my penis had an off switch
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged