She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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