return my video game
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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