I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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