I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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