so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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