I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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