College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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