ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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