he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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