things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Boobs speak an international language.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
