What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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