i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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