Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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