so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
