susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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