a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Dick very happy bro
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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