The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
