so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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