I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
There are leaves in my underwear?
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