I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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