your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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