did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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