shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He better not be in your backpack
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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